hotboyproblems:

i took the stairs instead of the escalator why am i still fat 

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pussylipgloss:

whoever put a hex on me..please stop 

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gucci-flipflops:

madamgyoza:

Anyone else piss their mom off without even trying lol

I walk in the room

She mad

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gorgonclaws:

*dabs concealer on my personality*

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sleepygogh:

sharing is caring

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